The Haiku of Finance for 02/27/23

Crypto is worthless

Wonder why people own it

They all got swindled

The Haiku of Finance for 01/30/23

Crypto will plummet

No hope for fraud exchanges

Blockchain just a waste

Another Limerick of Finance for 12/25/22

Markets will soon end the year

With open trades still yet to clear

Adding up all the gains

Takes a whole lot of brains

Closing bells are all we need to hear

The Limerick of Finance for 12/25/22

There may be a Santa Claus rally

Adding gains to the annual tally

Jolly laughs all around

Trading desks hear that sound

Markets due to climb out of a valley

The Haiku of Finance for 12/22/22

Multiple fraud pleas

Alameda team stole cash

Crypto clients mad

The Haiku of Finance for 11/28/22

More crypto failures

Bag holders getting roasted

Exchanges are toast

The Haiku of Finance for 10/30/22

Halloween spending

Candy price inflation time

Sweet time to profit

The Haiku of Finance for 09/29/22

Converging crises

Monetary policy

No easy fixes

The Haiku of Finance for 08/15/22

China facing doom

Real estate rolling collapse

Middle class wipeout

The Haiku of Finance for 07/31/22

Find the recession

Know when downturn starts and ends

Measure data points

The Haiku of Finance for 06/27/22

Shocking inflation 

Fed cannot fix supply chains

Expect recession

The Haiku of Finance for 05/31/22

Everything normal

Successful business career

Great to be alive

The Haiku of Finance for 04/30/22

You know you have cash

See it in your bank account

Paying yourself first

The Haiku of Finance for 03/22/22

Normal rate needed

Fed should raise it much higher

Taking too long now

The Haiku of Finance for 02/24/22

Uncertainty reigns

Supply shocks coming to trade

Markets unprepared