The Haiku of Finance for 08/30/26

Move along yield curve

Benchmark on the ten year rate

Normal slope is up

The Haiku of Finance for 07/30/26

Big global crisis

Could be war or disaster

Some hedge fund bets it

The Haiku of Finance for 06/29/26

Trading all day long

Great way to lose more money

Day traders are dumb

The Haiku of Finance for 05/30/26

Most prices are up

Food and fuel most affected

Consumers notice

The Haiku of Finance for 04/27/26

Get rich from mining

Dig for metals or data

Just scratch the surface

The Haiku of Finance for 03/29/26

Strait of Hormuz closed

Few ships can go in or out

Iran collects toll

The Haiku of Finance for 02/27/26

Watch out for bargains

All bear markets have many

Pick up stocks that drop

The Haiku of Finance for 01/30/26

New Fed Reserve pick

Must stay immune from pressure

Be independent

The Haiku of Finance for 12/30/25

AI crash coming

Circular finance will end

Take down all tech stocks

The Haiku of Finance for 11/27/25

Major trading halt

Data center cooling off

Traders will be hot

The Haiku of Finance for 10/31/25

Shadow banking world

Private credit on the loose

Hard collateral

The Haiku of Finance for 09/30/25

Government shutdown

No agreement on funding

Furlough in limbo

The Haiku of Finance for 08/28/25

Entry-level jobs

Disappear thanks to AI

Time to rethink work

The Haiku of Finance for 07/31/25

Overnight lending

Needs solid collateral

Full liquid basis

The Haiku of Finance for 06/30/25

Plot normal growth curve

Not same for every sector

New tech grows steeply

The Haiku of Finance for 06/02/25

Wall Street TACO trade

Arbitrage for tariff wars

May taste like chicken

The Haiku of Finance for 05/30/25

Tariffs on or off

Impossible to predict

Guess how much to pay

The Haiku of Finance for 04/27/25

Tariff war is on

Declare a few exemptions 

Targeting China

The Haiku of Finance for 03/30/25

Major tariff hike

Sure to disrupt all trade flows

Just like Smoot-Hawley

The Haiku of Finance for 02/28/25

Trade war stock picking

Find domestic trucking stocks

No cross-border hauls