The Haiku of Finance for 08/13/24

Ignore crypto pumps

None of their tech schemes will work

More startup scammers

The Haiku of Finance for 02/27/23

Crypto is worthless

Wonder why people own it

They all got swindled

The Haiku of Finance for 01/30/23

Crypto will plummet

No hope for fraud exchanges

Blockchain just a waste

The Haiku of Finance for 12/22/22

Multiple fraud pleas

Alameda team stole cash

Crypto clients mad

The Haiku of Finance for 11/28/22

More crypto failures

Bag holders getting roasted

Exchanges are toast

The Haiku of Finance for 01/30/22

Get rid of crypto

Nothing but volatile fraud

Fooling folks online

The Haiku of Finance for 12/31/21

No use for crypto

End all development now

Wasted coding time

The Haiku of Finance for 06/28/21

Banning all cryptos

Pipe dream to curtail such fraud

Cannot stand these scams

The Haiku of Finance for 05/26/21

Tokens are worthless

Another crypto spinoff

More fraud down the drain

The Limerick of Finance for 04/18/21

Dogecoin had a wild gain

With no expectation of pain

At the end of the day

All these suckers did play

Some gamblers do not have a brain