The Haiku of Finance for 01/30/22

Get rid of crypto

Nothing but volatile fraud

Fooling folks online

The Haiku of Finance for 12/31/21

No use for crypto

End all development now

Wasted coding time

The Haiku of Finance for 12/30/21

Santa Claus rally

End year with a solid gain

No surprise gift here

The Haiku of Finance for 11/30/21

Great resignation

People fed up with careers

No one wants to work

The Haiku of Finance for 10/31/21

World's biggest startup

Grow to infinite value

Become trillionaire

The Haiku of Finance for 09/23/21

Debt ceiling drama

Raise it one more time again

The closest delay

The Haiku of Finance for 08/31/21

Think of inflation

Eating away at dollar

Spending power down

The Haiku of Finance for 08/03/21

Brake on inflation

When Fed raises its target

Economy halts

The Haiku of Finance for 07/08/21

Economic test

All input factors survive

Annihilation

The Haiku of Finance for 06/28/21

Banning all cryptos

Pipe dream to curtail such fraud

Cannot stand these scams

The Limerick of Finance for 06/27/21

Meme stocks have been on a big rise

Such trades are not meant to be wise

Betting on wild rebounds

Is harder than it sounds

Dumb gamblers will get a surprise

The Haiku of Finance for 05/26/21

Tokens are worthless

Another crypto spinoff

More fraud down the drain

The Haiku of Finance for 04/27/21

Meme stock invasion

Amateur analysis

Grabbing at nothing

The Limerick of Finance for 04/18/21

Dogecoin had a wild gain

With no expectation of pain

At the end of the day

All these suckers did play

Some gamblers do not have a brain

The Haiku of Finance for 03/29/21

Bitcoin irony

Fake digits with no value

Yet people buy it