The Limerick of Finance for 06/27/21

Meme stocks have been on a big rise

Such trades are not meant to be wise

Betting on wild rebounds

Is harder than it sounds

Dumb gamblers will get a surprise

The Haiku of Finance for 05/26/21

Tokens are worthless

Another crypto spinoff

More fraud down the drain

The Haiku of Finance for 04/27/21

Meme stock invasion

Amateur analysis

Grabbing at nothing

The Limerick of Finance for 04/18/21

Dogecoin had a wild gain

With no expectation of pain

At the end of the day

All these suckers did play

Some gamblers do not have a brain

The Haiku of Finance for 03/29/21

Bitcoin irony

Fake digits with no value

Yet people buy it

The Limerick of Finance for 03/28/21

Degenerates like to day trade

With Redditors who don't get paid

WallStreetBets is all wrong

Whether they're short or long

Their readers are going to get played

The Haiku of Finance for 02/18/21

Shorting a meme stock

Found in some Reddit chat stream

Sad way to lose big

The Haiku of Finance for 01/30/21

Crazy GameStop trades

Reddit gamblers pumped the trend

Wild meme stock frenzy

The Haiku of Finance for 12/31/20

Long-haul investing

Live through all market cycles
Total bonanza

The Haiku of Finance for 11/30/20

Volatile return

Hedge move in both directions

Wide premium range

The Haiku of Finance for 11/11/20

One November day

Know who defends our country
Thank you for serving

The Haiku of Finance for 10/31/20

Pandemic relief

Added a massive debt pile

Pay with inflation

The Haiku of Finance for 09/28/20

Come to the market

Array of securities
Waiting for buyers

The Haiku of Finance for 08/31/20

Raging pandemic 

Destroys consumer spending

Prolonging crisis

The Haiku of Finance for 07/27/20

The appeal of gold

Shiny metal in a box

That is the limit