Zine el-Abidine Ben Ali and his wife Leila Trabelsi looted the Tunisian central bank of one and a half tons of gold bullion. Such an audacious move did not escape the notice of either the international press or European financial regulators. Yet the Ben Alis have not been remanded to the custody of law enforcement. They got away with the heist!
Hosni Mubarak apparently had a similar plan all worked out long ago. He didn't have to wait until the last minute like his Tunisian friends. He spent years sequestering his gold and other investments all around the world, far away from prying Egyptian eyes. How does a President become a billionaire? Inquiring minds at Interpol would like to know. They can start by asking any oil companies or defense contractors who've done business with his regime just how much they had to pay all those years for "access" in Cairo.
Libya's Muammar Gaddafi (just how does that guy spell his name?) has been taking notes. His private jet is rumored to be loaded with gold and other precious goodies, ready to spirit him away to a comfy retirement far from the hassles of cracking down on protesters. A planeload of bullion can buy lots of African savannah.
Perhaps this uncovers a hidden force behind the strong performance of gold in recent years. Dictators in the Middle East and North Africa (that's the MENA neighborhood for you investors looking for a new BRIC bloc) have been quietly taking lots of supply off the market. Sarcasm aside, the World Gold Council will have to update its gold reserve figures with appropriate subtractions for looting by deposed autocrats.
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