This event will raise money for the rehabilitation of American servicemembers who have been wounded in the nation's recent wars. In addition to a live polo match, there will be a silent auction, a champagne divot stomp, some Argentinian BBQ, and loads of fun for rich and poor alike. I will be there to support the cause and provide personal demonstrations of my amazing wit and enormous intellect. I have also discovered from past experience that numerous attractive women from the Junior League and other social sets attend polo matches at this particular club. Ladies, prepare yourselves for the mind-bending awesomeness that is Alfidi Capital's CEO.
