Friday, December 31, 2021

The Haiku of Finance for 12/31/21

No use for crypto
End all development now
Wasted coding time

Thursday, December 30, 2021

Tuesday, November 30, 2021

Sunday, October 31, 2021

The Haiku of Finance for 10/31/21

World's biggest startup
Grow to infinite value
Become trillionaire

Thursday, September 23, 2021

Tuesday, August 31, 2021

The Haiku of Finance for 08/31/21

Think of inflation
Eating away at dollar
Spending power down

Tuesday, August 03, 2021

The Haiku of Finance for 08/03/21

Brake on inflation
When Fed raises its target
Economy halts

Thursday, July 08, 2021

The Haiku of Finance for 07/08/21

Economic test
All input factors survive
Annihilation

Monday, June 28, 2021

The Haiku of Finance for 06/28/21

Banning all cryptos
Pipe dream to curtail such fraud
Cannot stand these scams

Sunday, June 27, 2021

The Limerick of Finance for 06/27/21

Meme stocks have been on a big rise
Such trades are not meant to be wise
Betting on wild rebounds
Is harder than it sounds
Dumb gamblers will get a surprise

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

The Haiku of Finance for 04/27/21

Meme stock invasion
Amateur analysis
Grabbing at nothing

Sunday, April 18, 2021

The Limerick of Finance for 04/18/21

With no expectation of pain
At the end of the day
All these suckers did play
Some gamblers do not have a brain

Monday, March 29, 2021

The Haiku of Finance for 03/29/21

Bitcoin irony
Fake digits with no value
Yet people buy it

Sunday, March 28, 2021

The Limerick of Finance for 03/28/21

Degenerates like to day trade
With Redditors who don't get paid
WallStreetBets is all wrong
Whether they're short or long
Their readers are going to get played

Thursday, February 18, 2021

The Haiku of Finance for 02/18/21

Shorting a meme stock
Found in some Reddit chat stream
Sad way to lose big

Saturday, January 30, 2021